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irv



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:56 am    Post subject: Religious moment Reply with quote

The topic of this Sunday's sermon is "Does God exist?"

We can't be sure.

But there's a 100% certainty that Satan exists:

His mother-in-law is Speaker of the House of Representatives.

#aargh
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Orion
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And his spawn is the prime minister of Canada.
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"I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks."

- Winston Churchill

I will appeal, not to the freedom of speech or religion, but to the sacred and inalienable right to be left the hell alone.


- Andrew Coyne
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Ol Mose



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

late to the party but #lol #lol #lol #lol #kiss Nancy Pelosi, the only living brain donor..........
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irv



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Wicked Witch of the West - flying monkeys, stinging bees, and all!

Hopefully, someone will spill a glass of water on her.
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