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irv



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:04 pm    Post subject: When life's got you down ... Reply with quote

Whenever you're ready to give up because of life's setbacks and disappointments, when you just can't take it anymore, and think things couldn't possibly be any worse, here are five little words that will make you feel better. Just say them when you get up in the morning, and before you fall asleep at night:






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"My name isn't Mr. Pelosi"


Think how he feels.
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Ol Mose



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#lol #lol #lol #smashblue
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Lone Arranger



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#lol #lol #lol #lol
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"If you're young and not a liberal, you have no heart. If you're old and not a conservative, you have no brain".

Winston Churchill
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nancy1340
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are times I wish my name wasn't Nancy. #blush
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irv



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cow suddenly runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop.

The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, “You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving.”

So, the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old.

Well, says the woman, “You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there.”

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.

“My God, what happened to you?” asks the nasty woman.

The chauffeur replies, “ The farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch when I got there, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me.”

“What on earth did you say?” asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and I said to them, “I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow,” when it opened.

Don’t you just love a story with a happy ending?
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Lone Arranger



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#smashblue #lol #lol #lol
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"If you're young and not a liberal, you have no heart. If you're old and not a conservative, you have no brain".

Winston Churchill
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nancy1340
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah one can dream, can't one? #look
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